Anyone who knows my family knows it is not uncommon for me to come across scenes like this. This scene is courtesy of my nine year old.
Positioned on top of and around a giant bag of cat food, army soldiers stand ready to take out this large fleshy feline should he show signs of aggression. So far the only signs shown have been those of hunger. And gas. The cat released Methane earlier today.
Fluff appears to be a Maine Coon. We don't know for sure because he just showed up on our porch one day and he didn't have his papers. But Maine Coons usually have an M on their forehead so we figure he must be one. In Fluff's case we think the M could stand for one of the following:
Mangy Mongrel Mouse-hunting Monster Maniacal Mad-Cat Mutilates Mice on Mondays Mangles Magpies with Malice Mr. Mellow Meow Machine Mr. Magical Mystery Mutt